In the fifth voyage of Sinbad, the Old Man of the Sea hangs onto Sinbad’s neck and weighs him down, forcing him to carry him wherever he goes; all the Old Man’s carriers eventually die of exhaustion, because he never lets them rest.

This never went away, and is still kind of representative of the Coalition’s views of young people. Keep that in mind tomorrow, when you cast your vote. And most importantly, remember to go and vote! I don’t care who you vote for, as long as you go out and vote. That’s a lie, don’t vote for the Liberals, obviously.

(The Liberals are Australia’s conservative party, for non-Australians reading this. Yes, I know, it’s confusing.)