“I was really tired!” – Martin
Melbourne’s train system may be a Sisyphan nightmare that can only be escaped by the warm embrace of death itself, but at least we have interesting names for stations. All of these stations are real:
Incidentally, ‘Batman’ is named after the founder of Melbourne, who was called John Batman. Melbourne was almost called Batmania. That sounds like something we would put in The Zunfa Ephemeris, but it is 100% true.