“I was really tired!” – Martin

Melbourne’s train system may be a Sisyphan nightmare that can only be escaped by the warm embrace of death itself, but at least we have interesting names for stations. All of these stations are real:

Coolaroo
Glenhuntly
Macleod
Yarraman
Batman
Balaclava

Incidentally, ‘Batman’ is named after the founder of Melbourne, who was called John Batman. Melbourne was almost called Batmania. That sounds like something we would put in The Zunfa Ephemeris, but it is 100% true.