I can’t believe it! We – ahem – milked yet another comic out of the Chinese baby milk saga, and this time, there’s no Martin in sight. What’s interesting here is that this problem keeps happening, in a surprisingly regular new and equally devastating form each time. It’s China; you’d be tempted to assume their government’s got people checking these things before they get sold – do those individuals not realise that baby milk’s not meant to have this stuff in it?

By the by, this comic’s not supposed to be an indictment of choosing to not breastfeed, I wanna make that clear. I wasn’t breastfed, and I turned out – er – fine. Well, bad example, maybe, but you know what I mean.