As an artist, I have a pretty boring opinion about Cloud: Meteoros. It’s meant to be a contemporary art version of the amazing old frescoes that adorn cathedral ceilings, and it’s pretty in an unassuming way, and that’s all it’s trying to be. I know I’m meant to either think it’s revolutionary or get angry about it, as is my usual wont with postmodern art, but I just don’t.

I thought it was cool when Damian Hirst suspended sharks in formaldehyde, but I dunno if it was good art or not.