Now that’s a title. Jurassic World 2 is trying to hype up tomorrow’s trailer with a pre-trailer teaser. Here’s a newsflash: nobody cares that much. Seriously guys, c’mon. I’m sure you’re proud of the movie you’ve made, but it’s Jurassic World 2. The first one was a bad film and audiences seemed to notice but give it a pass because, hey, at least it’s not Jurassic Park In Space – and yes, for a short but memorable while there people actually thought that was going to be a thing – but I don’t know how much that’ll hold for a sequel. I saw Jurassic World because it was the first new Jurassic Park movie in fourteen years. They literally can’t pull that trick again until 2032.