Jack and Shiela got married and had seventeen kids in four hours. They named them:

Corrugated,
Iron,
Tim,
The Prime Minister,
Norman,
Zoggo,
Bruce,
Bruce the Koala,
Bruce,
Bruce,
Corrugated Iron,
Bruce,
Bruce,
Bruce,
Bruce,
Jack
And Sheila (Though he was a boy.)

One afternoon the PM came around to Jack and Sheila’s house with Norman.

“How would you like to come to my house to celebrate your fiftieth (hour) anniversary?”

“Love to, mate!” said Jack, then remembered that Sheila (his son) was cooking a Meat Pie for dessert.

“I have a Sheep Meat Corrugated Iron and Beer Pie!” said the PM.

Jack slapped his hands to the side of his head in comical surprise. “It’s a deal!”