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What if a spectral Steve Jobs appeared before Tim Cook every night, and threateningly whispered his wills for Apple unto his horrified ear? It would certainly explain the continuation of their unethical treatment of factory workers in China (yes, those are three separate links, because of course) amongst other things.

It’d also explain why Tim Cook suddenly felt the need to dress exactly like Jobs when he first took his, well, job; I can’t find a picture of that, but I know it happened, because I remember seeing it on tv and assuming it must be some kind of James-Bond-updating-the-actor scenario. I guess he beat the ghost on that one as well as Forbes.