Ephemeris is an ergodic ocker epic sci-fi comedy novel.
You can read the raw, un-copyedited chapters of the book here,
posted on the first wednesday of every month.



BREAKING NEWS: Ephemeris: Part Circle is finally available in print!
You can buy a copy here! I have a stack of them on my table and my gosh they look so good you guys.














“As I watch the bright stars shining, I think a thought of the clef of the universes and of the future.
A vast similitude interlocks all,
All spheres, grown, ungrown, small, large, suns, moons, planets,
All distances of place however wide.”
- Walt Whitman

                Part Circle                                  Part Line: Act One

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Part Line

“and plunged into distant regions,
his head a bathysphere;
through his eyes’ thin glass bubbles
he looked out, reckless adventurer
on a landscape stranger than Uranus
we have all been to and some remember.”
- Margaret Atwood


Act Three

Chapter One: Space Dan Does Some Sewing
Chapter Two: The Curious Life of Juan Druskard, la huitième partie
Chapter Three: Hark, Now Hear The Vegans Cry, Smell The Gas And Feel The Sky
Chapter Four: Beyond The Gas
Chapter Five: By Hook Or Also By Another Hook
Chapter Six: Yeti Sea, Yeti Do


Act Two

Chapter One: Tiramizoom
Chapter Two: Space Team One Walk Into A Bar
Chapter Three: For Whom The Clong Tolls
Chapter Four: A Mars’ Day’s Night
Chapter Five: Martin Runs Through It
Chapter Six: It’s Oni Natural, And, A Faer Assumption
Chapter Seven: Reporting For Duty
Chapter Eight: Quiche To The City
Chapter Nine: The Curious Life of Juan Druskard, part cinq
Chapter Ten: Another Hole Inside The Hollow Mars
Chapter Eleven: Giving An Oni A Club
Chapter Twelve: The Cavernous Life of Safety Ninja, Part One
Chapter Thirteen: Ascending, And, Descending
Chapter Fourteen: The Cavernous Life of Safety Ninja, Part Two
Chapter Fifteen: The Curious Life of Juan Druskard, PART SECHS
Chapter Sixteen: Wobbly Table Discussions
Chapter Seventeen: A Yellow Flag Is A Red Flag
Chapter Eighteen: Firesabre Bundle From A Train Station
Chapter Nineteen: The Doctor Is In (Well, Technically On)
Chapter Twenty: Whisky, But Not On The Rocks
Chapter Twenty-One: Whisky In The Ravine-O
Chapter Twenty-Two: Mo Piuth, Mo Problems
Chapter Twenty-Three: Broken Up Into Bits In My Moat
Chapter Twenty-Four: The Curious Life of Juan Druskard, pars septum
Chapter Twenty-Five: Gunfight At The Millstone Saloon
Chapter Twenty-Six: King Clong
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Space Team One Walk Out Of A Town