It was originally this comic, if you were wondering. Don’t blame me; I photoshopped this to make Robert laugh, and he said, “you realise that’s the comic, right?”
I feel like I should break down the myriad interesting reasons why Justice League and the DC cinematic universe fail (with the exception of Wonder Woman, just give all future films to Patty Jenkins and Allen Heinberg), but I really don’t want to do that. I don’t need to, right? Like, we’re surely all on the same page on this one. Enough must have been already said.
It’s not often that I link to an existing piece of news comedy as the piece of news about which we are making comedy, but this Comedy Central video says it all. A Kenyan politician wants two male lions put into counselling for having gay sex with each other; honestly, it’s hilarious but also clearly terrifying, if you’re in Kenya. Though I suppose we have our own deranged homophobes in our government.